she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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