no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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