is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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