i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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