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Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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