he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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