whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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