Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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