if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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