It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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