i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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