we're blogging at a bar
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
ttyl tear gas
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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