Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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