She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Come on in and take your pants off
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