I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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