I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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