How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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