So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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