i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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