we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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