North Korea, Best Korea!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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