i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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