the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Still dying that you shit outside
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
soo... how was my night?
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