its not stalking. its research.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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