Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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