It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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