im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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