The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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