Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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