a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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