The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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