Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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