As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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