just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You were trust falling into bushes
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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