it wasn't lemon gatorade
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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