You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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