ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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