Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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