Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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