She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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