garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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