just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He shit in the fireplace
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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