i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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