I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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