I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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