am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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