She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
even my farts smell like vagina
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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