it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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