I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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