well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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