shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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